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A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN. A LIVING LEGEND. IF THE WORD GREAT WAS A PERSON ITS HOLLYWOOD SLEEP.
Hey man if you saw Hollywood Sleep fighting a bear. Help the bear!!!
Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!
Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”
When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness
Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then
When an old person and/or person with no teeth tries to give you head
I’m trying to give you a sleep gummy