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Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it
"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
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The act of sucking a dick covered in sour cream while getting a louissville slugger inserted into your anus. Made popular by NFL legend and blatant racist lord chad henne the 3rd
Chad hennith gives the best chad henne specials during his orgys at his very lavish yacht
Performing cunnilingus & analingus during a single sexual session.
I don't know what she is complaining for? She got the "hungry man's special"
A special forces unit of the British Army. It was founded in 1941 as a regiment and later reconstituted as a corps in 1950. The unit specialises in a number of roles including counter-terrorism, hostage rescue, direct action and covert reconnaissance.
The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.
Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.