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Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges.
Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to do this, commonly called shareware.
That streetcorner guitarist has PBS Syndrome.
MIRC and WinZip are programmed for PBS Syndrome.
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the regression of one's motor skills and mental capacity as a result of a profound weakness to laughter.
a recessive trait, most commonly found in adolescent teen girls. symptoms may be noticeable from an early age to pre-teen years.
non-life-threatening but can cause profound delirium, and tendency to hallucinate. subject may become attracted towards mainstream pop culture, and can be violent when iritated.
tsk tsk tsk, i left my sister in front of the TV watching Gossip Girl, and i swear she has Munoz Syndrome now!
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An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.
Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
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The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
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a person that assumes everyone owes him something. Even though he contributes nothing he believes he needs a share. He believes he is the sole proprietor of life. Uses the ability a broad does to put people in trances and snakes his way into your wallet.
downing syndrome; when throwing down on large purchases "oh i forgot my wallet" or "oh i only have my checkbook" or "oh the banks closed"
That guy has downing syndrome.
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Is a rare syndrome only in about 3 in a million people have it.
You know that you have "Tripping Syndrome" when:
-You trip on nothing
-Your an Airhead
-You beat yourself up my triping
Aye Kim i swear you have Tripping Syndrome because you trip on nothing.
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Based off the "Nurse with the Lamp", Florence Nightingale was apparently an extremely adept nurse. While not technically a medical syndrome, Nightingale Syndrome is known to be used to describe the situation in which a patient falls in love with his/her medical caretaker due to the vague bond created when healed by a complete stranger.
Karyn fell for her surgeon, can you believe that? All he did was patch her up after a gunshot wound to the stomach. What a textbook case of Nightingale Syndrome.
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