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The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads
How was your day yesterday
Good we did the devil's spaghetti
To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
When you cum in the butt and it drips to the pussy and impregnates her.
My son was born from the devils drip.
the devil will cut you up if you beat him in poker
jesus and devil pwn
When you braid your buddy’s asshole hair when he’s asleep into a weave basket so it’s stops there shit
Did you hear that jaydon did the devils braid on Brandon? He was stuck on the toilet for hours screaming!
when women in community all start menstruating at the same time
I heard Melissa, Nicole, and Kate are playing the Devil's Dominoes this week.