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the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
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Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.
I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.
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What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
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In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
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1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.
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Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.
“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
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The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
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