glamour bomb

Expressions of pure emotion devoid of social connotations. Examples: a slip of paper on your friend's or a stranger for that matter windshield reading "Dance like no one is watching" or some other such quip, some forms of grafitti often with an existential "lets all get along" vibe, an envelope mailed to your lover with a note reading "BANG!" and glitter that falls out all over when s/he opens it......

ask around, someone can give you a good idea

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Majick is real: Simply Believe

FAERIES EXIST

ABOVE ALL ELSE BEAUTY

Somebody wishes they could hug you today

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Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

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dropped a bomb

to fart very loud and act like nothing happend

Wade to co-worker:
Our boss dropped a bomb on me today.

Ronald: What do you mean?

Wade: She came into my cubicle and was explaining to me how to do something when she farted really loud and acted like nothing happend. then she finished explaining and left before I could ask any questions. As if i could

Ronald: lol lol lol, she did that to me before too

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toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.

::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.

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weather bomb

Used by the media in New Zealand to over sensationalize bad weather

A weather bomb was dropped on Auckland causing mayhem as people are forced to wear rain jackets.

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Email Bomb

E-Mail bombing is when some one uses a program to send hundreds of Junk or random emails to another person. You can block this person but they may just create another email address to E-Mail Bomb you.

Friend: yo what's up man?
Victim: not much man, i just got email bombed.
Friend: damn, that sucks.
Victim: yeah, they sent 250 emails.

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Sager Bomb

Named after world renouned Devin Sager, The Sager Bomb is a mormon party drink consisting of a shot of grape juice, dropped into 6 oz. of Sprite.

Dude I got so wasted on Sager Bombs last night

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