Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor.
Horny police: You can't-
I : Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor. The true definition of Harry Styles' cock
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A lesser known aesthetic its a girl who is super bright and bubbly but will fight you if you even dare say anything bad about Harry Styles or One Direction usually wears bright colors and doesn’t care about what other people think of their style or just themself in general will usually go on long car drives blasting Harry Styles One Direction and sometimes 5 Seconds of Summer
Look at her colorful watermelon shirt she must be a Harry Styles Girl
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I hope one day you and Dirty Harry have a heart to heart.
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Lord Farquaad in human form.
Girl: "YOOOO Harry styles kinda looks like that guy from shrek."
Guy: "You mean lord farquaad?"
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A dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear "like magic".
My mom's drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. Her husband must be a real Dirty Harry Potter.
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HPC...where people go and talk about everything but Harry Potter. The chat conversations usually are about sex, drugs, alcohol, homos, and other crap.
reg1- HARRY AND DRACO FOOK TOGETHER!! w00t w00t
n00b1- EWW!111
reg2- stfu n00b. kthxbi.
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one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.
Ned is wearing his Gryffindor robes again... what a harry potter freak!
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