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When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
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The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.
We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.
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A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
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noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
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To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!
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1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.
2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."
2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
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A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
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