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Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL
LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.
The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.
When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.