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A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.
Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!
Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."