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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 15, 2015


National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020


white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.

Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.

by Moco Loco 84 February 12, 2010


bread king

King of bread

bread king

by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 23, 2022


slice of my bread

A term for sex

Hey man do you want a slice of my bread?

by Fifi 1010101 March 9, 2017


bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015


In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail

Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019