flying burrito

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.

Let's do some flying burritos.

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Fly Whip

Guy who listens to Punk yet has the soul of a hiphopster

Phil C of churston is a Fly Whip

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Venus Fly Trap

When, generally after peeing, your penis and/or nut(s) become entangled in your zipper while putting the equipment away. Results in numerous painful sensations and often akward questioning. Refers to a fly being maimed inside of the venus fly trap plant.

-"Jonny, what's that on your zipper?"
-"I was a victem of the Venus Fly Trap."
-"Omg lol."

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fly-over country

What the Left refers to parts of the country that isn't Manhattan or L.A. and San Francisco.

I guess I live in fly-over country. Big deal.

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Flying Pink Flamingo

When a woman with a rather large clitoris has anal sex with another woman, using said clitoris.

Bob:I can't believe Anita Flying Pink Flamingoed Jen!
Tom:I know, Anita is so small but her clitoris is SO BIG!
Eric: It's like fuckin Sputnik!

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Fly-Over States

The states flown over by many flights going to New York to Los Angeles. These states are often ignored and thought to be second class to coastal states. This however is not true. These states are populated with people who work hard.

The fly-over states often have many educational opertunities including colleges like South Dakota School of Mines and Technology. If one would like to learn about these states, they should visit the fly-over states.

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turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

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