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Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squishy Face Retard

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

by Andi February 16, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....

by Zael0 June 6, 2010


Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communist โ˜ญ utopia across every school in America.

The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr

by Jorg_Bush420 September 8, 2022


new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 17, 2009

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