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the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
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When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box
Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”
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When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine
Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.
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A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.
I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.
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A testing facility in Montreal
That place is a real turd swirl.
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a group of people dressed like turd
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
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What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
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