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A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.
Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?
Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!
Alvin: Save the turtles!!!
smearing poop all over your back
moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled
n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS
this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out