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When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy
Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober
When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.
GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!
GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!
When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle
John is too uncle for transition lenses.
Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.
Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."
This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.
Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.
Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"