wet mop

The wet over grown pubic hair around a woman's pussy lips.

As she gave me a soapy massage I could feel her wet mop dragging on my lower back

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Is water wet

It’s not wet

Because... logic

Everest: Is water wet Beacuse I know it’s wet
Me: No you retard it’s not

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wet cabbage

A term describing female genetalia when wet, usually from semen or vaginal discharge. Usually shiney.

"EW, wet cabbage! Nasty!"

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wet seal

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

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wet fish

Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!

Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!

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Wet Dream

A wet dream is a mixed blended alcoholic drink, in a blender add ice cream, kahlua, and milk. blend until desired consistency. alter amounts based on how many people you are making drinks for.

bartender: What can I get you?
you: I'll have a wet dream

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Wet Breath

Moist breath only certain people get, it's rare not to have it but its basically wet breath.

"EW YOU HAVE WET BREATH"
"what's wet breath?"
"Wet breath"

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