a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
The aftermath of having unmatrimonial sex. If two people decide to have sexual intercourse without getting married, and the female becomes pregnant, the child would be called a "Sin Child" or at older times would be called a "Bastard".
Person #1: Did you see Yasmine's daughter today?
Person #2: yeah
Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!
A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.
A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.
A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.
She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.