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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."
When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole
“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”
The worst and annoying and definitely isn’t good enough for your cousin.
A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max
Me :I love Sam and max
Joe mama:it's alright
I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...
The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(
When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.
Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam