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when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
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a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!
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When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.
*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*
Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"
The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!
Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!
literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll
The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.