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toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 April 03, 2016


toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017


Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.

Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.

by Numerati November 12, 2023


be the toilet

Wise words once uttered during a meeting. Snappy slogan that helps engineers think about what quality means. Yardstick by which we can measure all other engineering, the toilet is truly a marvel therefore we should be like it.

Hey man you see this shit you built? It makes me think too much about the design decisions you made and forces me to compensate for them on a regular basis. Gawd man be the toilet ok?

by mcsomeone April 08, 2021


be the toilet

Words of wisdom once uttered during a meeting.

The toilet is a great example of quality in engineering, because it has reached a level of quality where we generally take it for granted. Be the toilet

by mcsomeone April 07, 2021


toilet ananas nasdas

toilet
ananas
nasdas

bro 1: toilet ananas nasdas
bro 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by lochjago July 09, 2024


Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 08, 2011