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The creamy sludge which gathers under the foreskin of the penis.
Ugh! You really need to clean up that Monkey Butter under your foreskin, Captain Schmegma!
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Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?
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To be above average, enjoyable or to add to something that is already awesome.
It comes from when you get pop corn at the cinema and then you ask for some hot butter on it to make it even better then it already is.
Hip Kid #1: Did you play that new popular game yet?
Hip Kid #2: Indeed I did, it was hot butter!
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1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.
2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.
3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."
"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."
"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"
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One of the most notorious gangs in the world. They are so fucking dangerous that even the Yakuza cower at just the mere mention of their name. One member once gizzed in the presidents butter then threw it at his wife, then preformed a flying land shark on his duaghter. They are insane and willing to do anything for money (many are male prostitutes). The ring leaders are the following, The Silent Assassin (who never actually does shit ), Zylorn (the mastermind who knows all), A-Dawg (the big man who's also the leader), Unicorn Shit ( a late joiner who has yet to be jumped in), LongDongKingKong (2nd in command and a straight badass). If you see any niggas running the streets in assless chaps and nipple tassels run for cover or you'll get fucked up.
Watch out for the Butter-Flies!!!
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When you angrily ejaculate into someones open eye socket.
I pass the butter to Jenny last night, she loved it.
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When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
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