Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

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Call Center Server

Call Center is a server on discord where you can use userphone (Yggdrasil), to talk to people and invite them to the server. There is 500 different call centers in the server where anyone can use userphone. One day it's going to be one of the biggest discord servers ever. You start off as a Worker, and you can be promoted by Managers and Regional Managers.

Have you heard of the Call Center Server?
Yeah I have! That server is great! I'm currently an Agent in it!

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A bitch called hope

1) A Blood for Blood song

2) In hold 'em, a Queen and 8 of any suit. Tempting to play, but you'll never win.

3) Any unpleasant female named Hope

1) I saw Blood for Blood in '99 and they opened with "A Bitch Called Hope"

2) (After watching Queen-eight lose a showdown) *shakes head* "A bitch called Hope"

3) Walker: "What'd you do last night?"
TR: "Went out with that bitch called Hope."
Walker: "How was it?"
TR: "Sucked. What'd you think?"

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call your voicemail

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.

guy 1: "Hey man did you get my message?"
guy 2: "No i havent got anything."
guy 1: "wait dont you have criket?, man call your voicemail!"

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cosmic call

a message, signal, beam or whatever sent by earthlings to extraterrestrials or aliens who may be living an umpteenth number of light years away, informing them of the presence of Planet Earth and its inhabitants in the Universe.

Scientists have sent several cosmic calls to space in the hope that they will one day reach ETs.

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nancy the call cutter

a wonderful beautiful girl whose only flaw is that she cuts the call frequently. and i love her more than anything

talking so any way like i was sayin.... looks at phone she cut the ffin call!
nancy the call cutter hehehe ;7

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Call of Duty 4

To have anal sex.
Usually used as a Joke

friend "are you Call of Duty 4 -ing"
friend2 "Top screen or bottom screen?"
friend "PLAYER 2 DEFEATED"
YOU "I hate you guys"

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