Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.

My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.

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Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

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She can get the kids

She is worthy of sexual intercourse.

Guy A: Yo Sasha is fine as hell.
Guy B: Yeah bruh bruh she can get the kids!

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It’s the taste you can see

A flavor you can see

It’s the taste you can see : Guy Fieri hair looks like heaven and taste like heaven

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a smile that can light up a room

It's almost like a hug, but without the touching-another-person bit. To light up a room, one needs more than a good sense of humor, a tank of gas, curiosity, or some matches. They also need to put people at ease…and smiling is the best way to do it.

“guys, seungmin is smiling again! he really has a smile that can light up a room!”

Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.

Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants