When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid
he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.
A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.
"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."
"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"