dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon. before the nurse even applied the gloves."

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.