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Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer
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When, after drinking lots of gin, a man gets a rock-hard erection that won't go down no matter how much stimulation he gets; he can't finish the job.
After drinking that fifth of Seagram's, I had gin dick all night. Even Jane couldn't work that thing off!
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A phrase to replace the words "the end" of a television show or movie. Coming from the last moment of a Law and Order show, usually at the end of a twist ending or a very dramatic moment, where it flashes to this name.
I was watching Sixth Sense and then it got to the Dick Wolf and it turned out he was dead all along. Blew my mind.
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When a guy grows pubes so long and bushy that his penis resembles one of the cast of Duck Dynasty.
He hadn't trimmed his pubes in at least a month, so when I went down on him, I didn't know if I was looking at Uncle Si or his Dick Dynasty!
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Verb; To Dick Walsh:
1. The act of kissing in a making out fashion with absence of tongue.
" We were watching a movie, things heated up and he started dick walshing with me."
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the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.
the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling
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Some bomb assed dick, master stroker, dick that'll getchyoass sprung!
I couldn't front on ole dude...he gave me that gug-gud...that Dick Dynomite!
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