doing z

The worst ,Absolutely nothing ,last ,not trying you failed, sleeping 💤

Brah you could be doing better but you doing z

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

Doing an Abbott

Backing out of an agreement, statement, or action, when things don't turn out in your favour.

Made famous by ex-Australian Prime Minister, and current Onion King, Tony Abbott.

My wife and I said we would get divorced if gay marriage became legal in Australia. It's now legal, but we're doing an Abbott.

Doing the Dragon

Waving with your arms while puking with the goal to imitate a dragon

Yesterday I got so fucked up, I was doing the dragon the next morning

Doing a Cummings

Interpreting rules to meet ones wishes

Doing a Cummings is breaking lockdown guidance because I fancy a trip to see my family for the it will benefit my son's mental health.

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

Doing a Reg

To bungle a protest suicide in the presence of one's peers.

Dunc wept as Oli looked on, chuckling as the noose untied yet again.

"Stop doing a Reg you blithering dolt!" he yelled. "Tie it tighter!"