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Do a Telf

The practice of opening a packet of crisps by separating 3 of the four sides and then laying them on the table for the communal enjoyment of everyone in the vicinity. Usually undertaken in a public house setting.

I'm going to "do a Telf" with my ready salted crisps
Hey Boysie, why don't you "do a Telf" with your crisps so we can all have some

by Mr Giblin's Wife September 06, 2023


Doing a Toeran

Disappearing for a prolonged amount of time without a trace. ( Alternatively saying you will be right back in 5 minutes and disappearing for the entire day.)

God damnit, Aiden's 'Doing a Toeran'.

by Big_Boi_Hoffy July 11, 2018


Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

by meggaLeggendz July 09, 2020


do-it-yourselfer

A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).

It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.

by juliaushka March 19, 2017


do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 18, 2018


Doing a Freddie

When you bullshit blatantly in someones face.

Boy one: I'm the king of the world!
Boy two (to boy three): He's doing a Freddie!

by MrIanNandos August 23, 2011


do sheet

a phrase, response, or command to someone. ( basically saying "do shit") originated in the CLG

J Breeze: hey Vill "do sheet"

Vill: no facka you, im no doin that

by Money$wag November 16, 2011