A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.
person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."
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A person or group that personifies everything that is of epic faggotry.
Wow, look at that faggot ass Sig Ep with is collar popped. What a douche bag.
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"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.
"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!
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A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.
"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"
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someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life
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Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.
Yo, whaddup President Douche?
Bro, stop being a president douche!
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wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head
me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?
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