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this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares
all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless
common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
Brandon got Tucker Max Drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. Then he magically time traveled to the police station.
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Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
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A first place loser that enjoys Old Style and urinating side by side with other men. One can also be identify this individual by poor sportsmanship in general or the unrelenting ability to blame a crappy team on a curse.
Thanks to Bartman we are never going to win a World Series. Would be an identifiable Wrigley North Drunk statement
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Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)
Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"
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The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.
Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...
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When a person gets a heavy case of the spins after whole blood, platelet, plasma, or red cell donation.
I donated this morning, got so blood drunk i stood up just to hit the floor.
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A level of drunk that can only be achieved by Icelandic truckers, teenage Sports reporters and varied Jewish celebrities.
"Oh man Bryce was so nude, he must have been drunk-the-fuck-out."
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