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Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.
Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats
Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.
Man 1: serous
Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers
When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.
Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!
When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.
Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!
A condition when after smoking cigarettes or cigars, your fingers smell like burnt cigarettes.
Adrien: "Hey Kelly, wanna go out for a smoke break?"
Kelly: "Nah, I don't want to have ash fingers."
When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.
- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.
- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.
A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Fingering; surfing slang originating from the term 'barrel' (the tube-like part of a wave).
"What'd you do with Tara last night?"
"Heaps of finger barrels, I was frothing ay."