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When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing
Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"
related to jibber-jabber but done in text messages
i really cant understand my girlfriend finger-fabber messages
When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.
Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!
When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.
Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!
Use this finger to insta win all arguments
ayo stinky ass go touch grass
"Nigels finger"
Ayoo chill
When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.
- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.
- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.
A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!