Reverse food culture-shock

The necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you've grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.

#1
- "Aren't you gonna eat that spanish ham?"
- "Oh sorry, I got this severe reverse food culture-shock, I'm hitting the toilet every 5 min. I so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now."

#2
- "Wait! You forget to take your phone with you."
- "Thanks, I better grab it cause I'll be in the bathroom for a while. You know, reverse food culture-shock."

Food and Finance High School

The school where lower class men Pursue relationships with seniors where it absolutely goes no where and they look like a thot because they suck dick in places such as... stair case, Parks and auditoriums

Didn’t that Food and Finance high school freshman/ sophomore suck dick in the auditorium lol such a thot

rotten sea food check

To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.

Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"

Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."

No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.

You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home

list of white people food

1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty

I like food so I made a list of white people food

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Invisible Food Syndrom

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.

*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*

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Food fantasizing disorder (FFD)

1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!

I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

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