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1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.
2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.
Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!
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(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.
Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.
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A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.
Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:
non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
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Two spheres with a close gap between them, mounted at the base of the tower of a broadcast AM transmitter.
One ball is connected to the tower, the other one to earth ground.
In case of lighting, an electrical arc forms across the gap, routing the lightning to earth and saving the transmitter equipment.
Called "Jesus Balls" because if you touch them "you see Jesus" (i.e.: you can die).
If you don't want to see Jesus today, stay away from the "Jesus balls" over there.
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a trick that is done on a skateboard. and its pretty much amazing, it a combination of A 50- 50 grind one footed and a five-O grind wile in a cross pose(arms out)
the fucking dude kickflips on to the rail and wips out a pegleg jesus then 360 flips off wile being a fucking amazing skater.
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What's the fingering for the Jesus chord on this guitar?
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Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
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