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Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant
I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge
A small island located in Lake St. Clair in Michigan. Filled mostly with drunks, old people, old drunk people, and college kids. Yet somehow they're some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. The lake is beautiful and there are plenty of beautiful women about in the summer. In the winter? Not so much.
1. Yo, you down to go to Harsens Island for spring break?
2. You know it? I got brews, you got pot?
1. Fuck yeah. Let's do this shit.
2. Wooooooo!
Prime Luxury Real Estate inside of Rosylnn C.'s head owned by Lyle, who has been living there RENT FREE for the past couple of years, and doesn't look like he is leaving anytime soon.
Good luck, and have fun in Lyle Island!
Prime real estate inside Roslynn's head owned by Lyle rent free.
You like him so much, well have fun on Lyle Island!
When a woman goes away to an island, and a person goes to said island away from said persons' home, to claim a woman as her own. Pioneered by Csaba Winter. TM. Copyrighted.
He spent months island woman claiming.
Before taking a shit at work or public place (typically after homemade chili night), you throw some toilet paper in the bowl. Thus allowing the shit to stay above water longer, so all those who follow can enjoy the sweet, sweet aroma.
The guys didn't like going in the bathroom after I dropped a chili island in the shitter.