The very definition of no fizz! Flatter than water, longing for a taste of the aerated bubbly sensation.
‘I’m going out with a Kyle’
‘Fuck that, Kyle has absolutely no fizz’
Kyle is a good person, and is very fun to talk to. However, they are a musical nerd, and the second you start singing something from any musical, Kyle is there. belting the song down. They keep on getting 'What the f**k is up Kyle' jokes down their throats all the time, but if your name is kyle and you're reading this, what the fuck is up kyle
Person 1: Angelicaaaa,, Eliza,, and-
Kyle: PEGGY!
He's small but he makes up for it with his ginormous knob. ;-)
Geezus Kyle, it's bigger than I expected!
Kyle is all around perfect amazing guy, he will make you smile even though he is not in a good place, always thinks about the next than himself... he is a very courageous and caring guy that has money for days.
Kyle is a cool guy.
Hot sexy horde girl: seriously kyle?
Kyles furry boyfriend: dhishd
Hot sexy in pain cat lesbian: DAMN IT KYLE!
Closing 40 Mile Saloon Tuesday nights, crispy as a Dr. Pepper. #RollTide
Heard you pulled a Kyle at the bar last night. #RollTide