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Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.
Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.
A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
When identical twins decide to switch for the other person in certain situations or places. The original twin is replaced by the identical twin and not many people are aware, except for the twins themselves and those who are very close to them. The replaced twin will act just like their counterpart who they replaced.
My twin sister Jessica saw this guy and asked her out on a date. She got sick, and I decided to step in her place and use some twin magic for the date. The guy didn't know I was Jessica's twin sister until a few weeks later.
The difference between a cream-pie and a facial
I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...
Black magic you use to make girls want to fuck your brains out
Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her👌
Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"