The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.
Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.
slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting
Alternate name for Home Depot
*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?
The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.
"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"
Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.
i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.
when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out
Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!
All you girls were doing the entire night was meat gazing on myspace, squealing "OMG its HIIM!!" every five minutes.