Junk meat

The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.

Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

meat sweats

when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out

Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!

meat gazing

to check out (hot) dudes.

All you girls were doing the entire night was meat gazing on myspace, squealing "OMG its HIIM!!" every five minutes.