meat goggles

the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a sexual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(Mans Choice), i.e. tag in a friend

Everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles

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Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

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Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

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Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

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meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

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meat sweats

when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out

Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!

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meat gazing

to check out (hot) dudes.

All you girls were doing the entire night was meat gazing on myspace, squealing "OMG its HIIM!!" every five minutes.

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