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Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011


total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

by Deathcloud420 September 15, 2019


Gator mouth bitch

A female who talks a lot of shit but would rather keep her head underwater and hide everything but her eyes when somebody finds out she's a gator mouth bitch.

She's a gator mouth bitch, she will use her words to cut right through you.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2018


i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"

Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***

by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017


These balls in your mouth

MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH (or in your moms mouth)

These balls in your mouth refers to a statement of telling someone that ones testicles are in a persons mouth.

by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions December 27, 2022


These balls in your mouth

These balls in your mouth

Hey
What
Guess whats
Wahts in your mouth..

What
These balls in your mouth

This is why dad left us you stupid bith

by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions June 5, 2022


Titty baby mouth

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.

“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”

by TittyBabyMouth September 27, 2019