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A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.
Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
When children in a show sound like grown adults.
Steven Universe suffers from the Big Mouth Paradox
A catchphrase people with piss kinks usually use on a daily basis.
Me: Good Morning
Wnnex: Piss in my mouth
The place where you arrive at after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana with nothing to drink.
Dude do you have any soda, or tea, or water, or perhaps a damp rag i can suck on? I am in cotten mouth city and there is no way out!!!
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when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.
Dude greg fell asleep
Dude lets totally mouth mega phone him
aight