When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you
My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night
The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.
Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…
A used condom.
There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!
When you have the hots for your own aunt
My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish
The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.