A term used against others. This term is typically used when someone else they talk to seems boring/risky. Usually associated with an ego/alternative motive, people use this term to ward off others they see as incompatible or risky to talk to.
Person 1: I got to finally talk to someone last night but they just blocked me, why?
Person 2: Let me see the texts.
*Does their thing*
Bro. You’re so dry, all you said is hello.
Person 1: How else do you start a conversation?
The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What happens when a girl sees you.
You: doesn't my dick make you wet?
Girl: Hell No! It's making me dry!
1. a state being the opposite of wet
2. a cutting humor that mixes the banal with passive aggression
1. check out that dry ice it's not wet
2. "hows about we go to bed and get started on that headache" he said with a dry wit knowing her vagina would be dry like the l0th man on the bench. Who could blame her, after all her love like his penis dried up like a raisin in the sun.
-when your no fun and always be a goody goody
Dam Emily why do you have to be so dry all the time
Basically the opposite of funny. When someone cracks a joke that is so stupid it's not funny at all, it is considered dry.
Michela: What do you call a fly with no wings?
Alexandra: What?
Michela: A walk.
Alexandra: ...Dry.