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A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
things that fit in your mouth
hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.
Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.
When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…
Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk
Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts