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When your potential Urban Dictionary defs are REJECTED!
"Oh my God! WHY, WHY did this happen to ME? I've been Urban Dick Blocked! I'm gonna kill myself."
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Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block
" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."
"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
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A total fucking joke, because even though she did live in the Bronx, Miss Lopez actually went to private school and got private dance lessons every day. My heart bleeds...
Jennifer Lopez: I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!
Ben Affleck: Shut up bitch
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when somebody sticks a pen and/or pencil into your rectum.
man my girlfriend gave me a wicked writer's block last night.
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The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.
Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.
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The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.
Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.
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CBP...
a Blood gang located in the west side of Compton, CA...
rapper The Game claims this set...
WestSide Compton Cedar Block Piru Blood Gang
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