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When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.
Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.
Everyone else: ZzZzZz
(Idiom) shout or scream as loud as someone possibly can
"I wanna scream 'I love you' at the top of my lungs, wanting the world to hear it."
"I did too much thinking today and felt very frustrated, so when I went for a drive in my car, I just screamed at the top of my lungs many times"
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Southern Va,
-girls who are good just for a quick sexual intercouse session
--Whassup wit them scally wop tops pimpin?
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The act of cumming in a skillit and frying it until it looks like eggs. Then covering the creation in tabasco sauace and serving.
My girlfriend asked for breakfast so served her a top chef
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A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.
Never get between an American and their Twinke.
Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THe best place ever. Seriously. Fun, Friends, Cheesey campfires. They have it all. My heart will always live there, my memories stay forever, friends friends friends, we will always be.
WARNING! After leaving one might expirience campsickness, waking up and knowing whether its a red or white day, hoping olypics or pioneer days will break out soon, having the urge to break into song every five minutes, saying camp jokes and wondering why no one else is laughing,and still singing the alma-mater every night before bed
After returning to your summer home, you will expeirience sheer excitement, mild screaming, hugging laughing, adn smiling so much your jaws hurt. You will also expirience crazyness, and joy, please contact your brain to see if camp timber tops is right for you.
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