Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.
What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??
A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”
Another term for an STD/STI. Helps cope with the trauma of hearing/being diagnosed.
“Damn bro, that stripper I found in Reno on the corner gave me sloppy toppy and a happy ending. Went in for my checkup at the doctors and they diagnosed me with a pee-pee boo boo”
During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.
When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes
Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!