system pig

cop, police, zogbot

I got harassed by system pig(s) while I don't commit any crime(s).

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pigging out

(nothing to do with gluttony or the seven deadly sins):

a) a Canadian Maritime term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".

b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.

c) farting and burping in public like an a deutsche schwein shortly after pigging out definition a) at your own or at a friend's house.

d) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.

if pigging out is to be curtailed among modern bratagers, parents should be more actively involved in their offsprings' upbringing

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period pig

a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long

Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup

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Pig Sticking

Hunting/fishing. The act of paddling out on a river in a small paddle boat, loaded with the implements of destruction (beer, bow and arrow) and shooting carp as they come up to spawn.

Today my father and I went Pig Sticking on the Hudson.

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Pig Shit

A common Nigerian slang for slightly overcooked curly fries made by one's Jewish roommate.

Ahhh. Shit. I don't want none dat "pig shit" ya made fool.. get-me-some of da Colonel's chicken instead

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Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

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Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.

FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.

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