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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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A simple, modern cream-based soup typically made from human excrement, which is either puréed or lightly simmered in a clear broth and then mixed with canned cream of poo.
"You know, smelling your farts all day has given me a craving for a big bowl of poop soup!"
"Poop soup's on! Come and get it while it's hot!"
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a ceiling poop is when your in a bathroom with more then one stall in it. climb to the top of the stall and hold yourself up. then pull down your pants and try and shit in the toilet from the ceiling.
during school jeff tried a ceiling poop but hit the rim of the seat.
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The mess that dog and cat owners are left with after cleaning up their yard after the winter snows finally melt.
The melting snow of winter in Rob's backyard turned all the dog poop in his yard into poop soup.
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The act of becoming so enraged at a person or video game that they crap their pants.
person1: dude why did you leave the party last night after you screamed?
person2:um...... yeah I rage-pooped so i went home to change my pants.
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When you fart and someone breathes in the air you fart you are breathing in their poop parcitcals.
1.My poop particals taste like chocolate!
2.POOP PARTICALS!
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The act of pooping the day before a field trip when you are so exited that you can not hold your bowl movements.
I can't wait for the field trip tomorrow. I'm going to poop a moose so im ready.
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