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Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.
Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\
Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!
When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.
Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night
Can even fight anybody and get clapped by every verse
Virgin “hey mid punch man can solo your favorite anime verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”
When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.
Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep
Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.
A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.
Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??
Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!
Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!