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grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
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You cum in their purse after you take them out to multiple activities in one date and they don't put out.
I took Savannah to dinner, a movie and a bar only for her to say she needed to head home to "check on her roommate" so I put it on her tab.
The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.
Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!
The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.
Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!
When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event
I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games