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"hipster" like facebook hipsters, who never spell the words they mean to say right.
A normal guy on facebook: "The ice cream was so cool, i loved it. But Brad spilled some on his shirt. LOL"
|-| 1 P $ T 3 R: "Yo man that ice cream was dope. SEW KEWL, i lahhhv'd it. Brad totes had a woozy on his shirt tho. LAWLZZZZ"
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a 'hu du fink u r?' situation mostly starts with the dick head in school who thinks im well cool everyone likes me but everyone secretley thinks they're annoying shits. so they're all getting up in ya junk, coming in ya face, squaring up to you
and being a general faggot so your getting angry and then this happens ....
Guy situation-
Faggot: man i woz bangin' ur burd last night she woz screamin' ma name so bad
You: well you blaitently weren't so stop chatting crap
Faggot: man if she's pregz its by me, you jellz?
You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *shitz pants*
Girl situation
Faggot: I could make u so wet that you'd ave to change ya pantiez
You: yeah in your dreams dick'ed
Faggot: I'll meet ya round the bike sheds and we can *mimics hip thrusting*
You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *faints*
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When you fuck a drunk blonde girl on the rag and every couple pumps, take your cock out and wipe the blood off with her hair creating red highlights or if she is a bleeder then you can make her a full redhead.
6-RR is a code for red hair dye.
Dude, that blonde slut in the mini-skirt is so drunk, her tampon string is hanging out of her thong. You should take her in the room and give her a new hair-do , 6-RR (six double r) styley.
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what r u doin step brendini in my ASSHOLE ?!?!?!?
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I am elite and i own you!!!11
Alot of "youngsters" go around saying that having no fking clue what it acctualy means etc.
These kids dont know anything about the old BBS's "Likemea55", An old 52kb/s BBS in Sweden etc. Everyone talked Leet Talk irl through out the phone having a fun day..
Nowadays kids go around talking 1337-t4lk without having any clue on what it acctualy is used for.
|-|1 i r h4x0r 4nd i r g0ing to h4xx0r y0ur c0mpu73r 70 570n34g3 m0h4h4h4
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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situΗ½tion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
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