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A Japanese urban legend...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
It's creepy (WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME OR IF NOT SCARED ONLY IF YOU WANT TO TRY AT AGE 20+ AGES) GOOD LUCK SUMMONING DAKU-SAN!
Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.
"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"
Distrust sans is basically Disbelief Papyrus but switched. There are 4 phases in total and Distrust Sans is similar to Disbelief Papyrus
Distrust Sans is very cool.
The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.
one of the best places in venezuela
normally people from here are really good looking intelligent athletic nice and all around awesome =
In america its a foreigner in venezuela its a yaracuyano hehe ;
-san felipe
Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."
A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"